February 11, 2008Jessica spilled my secretI am seriously in a venting mood. Doesnt anyone feel like their life is just going downhill? Well, to start off...Jessica spilled a big secret and i dont feel like facing it tomorrow. I told her my crush in French class, and she, like almost everyone i told, flipped out. His name is Cole, JSYK. I was such an idiot for liking him. He is SO gay. Why didnt i see this before? Tap dance and Ballet. And another thing is that Jessica TOLD him i called him a freak...i think im gonna die under his ballet shoes! Uh-Oh.
Posted on 02/11/2008 8:09 PM Comments (0)
January 27, 2008i feel crappyim bored. anyone wanna talk?
you know what i hate? people who take your words and spin them around for their advantage.
Posted on 01/27/2008 10:56 PM Comments (1)
January 26, 2008gonna psych you out in the endlast week, i went to see Juno. You know, that movie with Ellen Page. Well, when i was watching it, i thought to myself a bit. Juno is actually taking this pregnancy thing very well. today im really busy though. im going to my friend brendon's house for dinner with his family. its not really a big deal, but im nervous. i mean, i went to his house before, but not like this you know. did anyone else see the new PSYCH episode yesterday? it was funny. me and my friend lexi had a sleepover yesterday and we ate sushi while watching it.
PSYCH's Sean & Gus. :D
JUNO!
sushi.
i feel very (VERY!) nervous right now. there are huge butterflies in my stomach right now. bleh. now i have to go and get ready. im meeting my friend Jacqueline at the park before i go the the dinner. Im going to this park in Oak Park. haha, the dinner is at six. Hey, maybe i will see ya there. We arent going to go IN the park, but we are walking around it. Awesome Saturday huh? Well yeah. What are you guys doing rite now?
Posted on 01/26/2008 4:20 PM Comments (0)
January 11, 2008NEW SCENE NAME
i started my own scene name genorator.
actually, i got it from some site, but its worth it. state your name and i will find the perfect scene name for you. hehe. EXAMPLES: i have one words and a lot of words. depends. mine might be: atrophy. catastrophy and then it could be SAMANTHA STRAIGHT EDGE PANIC! DINOSAUR omfg, my name has just been scenified. now yours can too...=D
Posted on 01/11/2008 11:26 PM Comments (5)
A million years ago...
A million years ago, i joined buzznet.
A million years ago, i updated my past journals. And right now in the present day, i am watching PSYCH. James Roday is a good actor, and i think he's really funny, but that Gus guy is bringing my mood low. Im just waiting for the next episode of George Lopez to start. I know, huh?
Posted on 01/11/2008 10:35 PM Comments (0)
January 6, 2008banner?
i wanna make my own banner for my page.
i just need a really good program. any ideas? infinite xoxo's, jasmin
Posted on 01/06/2008 8:33 PM Comments (0)
January 5, 2008Credentials
Guess what? i joined the buzz MOB and FOE.
so if you guys want to contact me at those sites then here are my accounts. the buzz MOB-validated FOE-intimidation or validated(different account) so yeah. now what i dont get is i signed in to FOE with this account, but it doesnt say the credentials over here or there. i dunno whats wrong.
Posted on 01/05/2008 3:26 PM Comments (0)
January 4, 2008i fooled around a bit...<= here's a picture:  funny stuff.
Posted on 01/04/2008 7:24 PM Comments (2)
Facebook?
facebook attacked me again.
this time im in trouble for "more use of profanity around site". Profanity? Im serious everyone says "bad" words! Its like a second language to some of us. What are we supposed to do? Replace them with baby words? (ex: fudge for the F word) Abbreviate them? (ex: bs! f***! sh*t) Oyyyyyyy. My brain cells hurtttttttttttttttttt!
Posted on 01/04/2008 11:37 AM Comments (3)
January 3, 200830 friends and countinghaha, i just reached 30 friends. its weird. on myspace i have like 15. 30. its not a lot, actually its not basically worth anything....so, that means i need help again. YAY. anyone who wants to be friends with me, seriously add me. i will add u back. anywhoooo, guess what. i just got my BIG new year gift. its...its....ITS...ITS A PUPPY! i wanted one so bad. im going to name her Lucy. i dunno why im excited for a puppy, but WHO WOULDNT BE? its a puppy! my puppy is a maltese mix and she is beyond adorable. here's a pic of her.  SMILE LUCY!!!! pancakes. love, jasmin
Posted on 01/03/2008 1:55 PM Comments (0)
January 2, 2008Jasmin's Choice AwardsJASMIN'S CHOICE AWARDS featuring: every celebrity you could ever dream of CATEGORIES Best Celebrity Freakout Worst Dress worn to any award show Best Youtube phenomenon Worst Lyrics ever made Worst Reality shows moments The most self-absorbed celebrity Worst America's Next Top Model Moment Best Dressed Celebrity and last but not least... THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY Here is the Award:  Isnt it shiny? Okay, lets start these shenanigans. BEST CELEBRITY FREAKOUT  PARIS HILTON FOR HER JAIL DEBUT WORST DRESS WORN TO ANY AWARD SHOW  CHER AT THE OSCARS BEST YOUTUBE PHENOMENON  LIAM KYLE SULLIVAN FOR "SHOES" WORST LYRICS EVER MADE  LYRICS: "COAST TO COAST. FROM LA TO CHICAGO" SADE-'SMOOTH OPERATOR' WORST REALITY SHOW MOMENTS  FOR EVERY EPISODE EVER MADE OF I LOVE NEW YORK 2 THE MOST SELF-ABSORBED CELEBRITY  EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TYRA BANKS (see, thats why her picture is huge) WORST AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL MOMENT  MICHELLE D. ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CYCLE FOUR HER SKIN DISEASE CALLED IMPETIGO BEST DRESSED CELEBRITY  HALLE BERRY ON THE RED CARPET And now, here is the biggest award...well for the biggest bitch in model history... THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY  JANICE DICKINSON Now you can sleep better at night knowing that these big names got the big titles they deserve. I wish i came up with a better closing act...but i cant. So you just have to settle with this:  YAY!
Posted on 01/02/2008 8:41 AM Comments (0)
January 1, 2008cherry or orange?well guess wat? i still cant get that profile photo up. ITS NOT FAIR. i cant post that photo at all.
but anyway, i was just thinking about random questions all morning...so here it goes. Cherry or Orange? Jenny Craig or NutriSystem? New Years Resolutions or non resolutions? UCLA or USC? Super Sweet Sixteen or Parental Control? (both MTV tv shows) Basketball or Baseball? i guess im done. haha, im watching this corny movie called Rebound. I actually think its kinda funny, but other than that its pretty messed up. In my opinion atleast. here's a pic of the DVD cover.  i tried to make it as small as i can without blurring it. "There is nothing quiet when facing the American Dream" RANDOM QUOTE CALENDER
Posted on 01/01/2008 7:44 PM Comments (0)
Chainsaw JugglerWell today i feel happy. I just discovered that i am invited to the biggest party EVER. And i knew way before Courtney gave me the invite. I saw my invite in her hand when i was sitting next to her in history. I was bored, so when she went to the bathroom i snooped. Lucky me she didnt find out her invite for Bethany was "accidently" thrown into the school's garbage system. He he. Its tonight at 6pm, but since im special, i go there at 5:30pm. Kidding. I want to come early because i actually want to see the party like before everyone comes to the dance floor. :) I ordered a new Cutecore shirt from Babycakes Clothing. Here's a picture of the shirt in Yellow.  CUTECORE!!!! (thats not me, thats one of the babycakes models =D)  each purchase comes with a babycakes pin and pocket mirror. Thats the shirt im going to wear, while i am going to wear these jeans:  Skinny jeans from Abercrombie and Fitch and this is every single makeup item i have dug up in my closet somewhere that i searched for one hour to find. still brand new.  hehe. my couch and cofffee table. Erm. Yeah. I guess this is it. Wish me luck.
Posted on 01/01/2008 3:26 PM Comments (0)
December 31, 2007help me
lemme think. you guys are probably going to think im pretty stupid for saying this, but...im going to do it anyway. i cant post my profile photo. i mean, i know where to do it and i have uploaded it, and i pressed save, but it just wont show. help me please?
i can do whatever i can to return this teensey weensey favor. (c_c)
Posted on 12/31/2007 12:18 PM Comments (0)
OMFGZ BABYCAKES! OMG WE ARE THE CLUB KIDS. i adore babycakes clothing. its like the second best clothing line invented. right after bleeding star ofcourse. im so bored right now. i find it really hard to entertain myself these days. dunno why. haha, short blog. sorry. ! (o_0) hmmm....ive been wondering. which one is better: myspace or facebook?
Posted on 12/31/2007 11:26 AM Comments (0)
break up stories
why is it so hard to find a good boyfriend. they say your pretty for a while, you go on your first date, you get your first kiss, and he asks you to be his girlfriend. and you guys are an item for like 3 weeks. but then he dumps you for a girl with bigger substances than you. im tired of trying to be the perfect girlfriend to a big jerk. but you know whats weird? im not crying. its so stupid. And besides, we werent even going on that long. I can live with it but i cant stand seeing them together.
THE SEVEN STAGES OF DENIAL
translation: my denial 1."there is no way we broke up!" hint: NO FUCKING WAY! 2."we broke up! i cant stand it anymore!" hint: *tear* *tear* 3."WE BROKE UP! I HATE HIM!!" hint: HATE!!!!!!! 4."Its not me. its him. im perfect, he's not!" hint: revenge! 5."We broke up. thats it. im going to move on." hint: acceptance. 6."WE BROKE UP!! HE IS GOING DOWN!" hint: haterevenge! 7."who was i mad at again? huh?" hint: clueless. THE END? i guess this is it. thats basically im screwed with my love life. randomly, i bounce back.
Posted on 12/31/2007 8:40 AM Comments (0)
December 22, 2007Names really do hurtk so i just wanted to let people know that i am so sick of my name. This is like so random, but seriously. I am so skin deep in this name business. So my name is Jasmin, (eww), and i was thinking about it right now. Its stupid how my name is just there. You know, it just blends in with the crowd. And i want people, when they hear my name, say "like omg! its her! she did..." like that stuff. But i dont know how. So thats why i created..."The simple guide to being totally famous with a boring name" but before we do that, i need like everyone's help. i have these choices for my new name. They are located below. =D CHOICES -Serena -Eloise -Nicole -Annabelle -Rachel -Blair I guess thats it, but after i decide...its going to be like the biggest change for me, with the whole "New Year in the Plaza" motif my mom has been getting in my head. Its weird, but im really excited about the Debutante theme. So here we go. here is... THE SIMPLE GUIDE TO BEING FAMOUS WITH A BORING NAME So right now, a lot of people know that i have the most weirdest name in the whole country, but i deal with it the same way i deal with a breakup. Shove it off. Now im going to help people with names like, i dunno, Fred or Ansel(could be a girl or boy's name. you never know what parents come up with these days). Anyway, first off these are tips.
Remember, SERVICES MUST BE PAID FOR. Love, Jasmin PS: tell me which name you like best. i need to know.
Posted on 12/22/2007 2:26 PM Comments (1)
December 15, 2007triple threat: what five year olds doim so thrilled right now. i dunno why but for some reason, im happy. its like this random feeling you get when you see something on the computer. no, im not talking about that kind of stuff, but im talking about this picture:  normally, i would never put makeup on my nose like that, but looking at this picture is amazing. the girl looks like a princess. and yes, im talking like im 5 years old for a reason. i have to do this dare where for a weekend, i have to think and act like a five year old. oh and guess wat? IM IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW! its such a beautiful city. im like in aw, but anyways i was at this ice cream place in NY, and some worker was checking me out. so my friend stared at me with an you-have-to-do-this-dare kinda face. so im facing him directly and acting like there is nothing going on, making cute faces and such. he just turned his head back and started giggling. i asked him "WHATS GOING ON?" and he's like you have ice cream on your butt. and it turns out, i sat down in someone's old cup. DISGUSTING. so i ran out as fast as i could grabbing my best friend with one hand and a whole case of napkins with the other. SO HUMILIATING I was so embarrased that i forgot to pay for the ice cream. Thank god there was no security cameras. Or were there? You never know what the ice cream stores could be hiding from us good citizens. Its so stinky having to talk like this for a long time. This isnt science class. Anyways, what do you guys think of doing for Christmas break?
Posted on 12/15/2007 9:55 PM Comments (0)
December 8, 2007her brake lines have been cutjust had the most wired day ever. im not a computer person, but i thought finally writing in this blog would be cute. just came back from the biggest trip i had in my life, a whole month at the place to be, LONDON.
London, a world where class is everything. And since, I am never, what you say, classy, i dont really belong in a city like London, but traveling is my life so i had to be there. The first week was horrible. The plane was delayed until the morning after. And once i got onto the plane, my first class ticket was torn, so i had to spend too many hours to count wedged between a 'gossiper' who spent half of the trip talking to, im pretty sure a person named Elizabeth on her sidekick 3. On my other side was a chubby little fellow who kept on ordering the 'special' burger. Disgusting. Since im strictly meat free, i would kill if i had to smell another patty melt. I actually memorized what that girl was saying to Elizabeth. Its actually ironic. Here it goes. Girl 1: Okay so Kevin just texted me saying that he needed me in London like pronto. I already ran out of my third glass of Vodka and this f***ed up plane wont serve me more. *pause* Girl 1: I know you cant ride a plane drunk. Thats why its called Vodka. *pause* (this is where i look at her with a random gaze and then she made a face) Girl 1: Yeah, what time is it in your penthouse? *pause* Girl 1: your doing what? ooohh, tell me what happens if you hit it off. Okay, well i know you have to go back to Brian. Look, can you hold on a minute Elizabeth? *pause* (this is where she asks me if i had a peice of paper, i told her yes then i handed one to her.) Girl 1: can you tell me your cell number? I need numbers. My contact list is like growing cobwebs. *pause* Girl 1: mmhmm. okay. Oh! thats your area code! Okay, well see ya. I will call you when i meet up with Kevin. He said he paid for Coach, because he couldnt have enough money for First Class. I dont know what he wants me to do next. I already had to change outfits like three times for one photoshoot. Its so damn hard. Listen i have to go. See ya when i get to London. Dont worry, she's blonde. Besides that interesting trip to London, the weather was horrible. First snow day. I got chills running through me until i got to my suite at the City Inn Westminster located on 30 John Islip Street. Nice huh. The only good part about it was me and my best friend took cabs all the way to the Big Ben. Which was awesome. Omg, im so tired. i guess im just gonna leave you all with this and post MAYBE tomorrow. hehe.
Posted on 12/08/2007 11:40 PM Comments (0)
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